Communism...everyone should be somewhat "equal?" Right? Well maybe according to that one asshole, Mao Zedong. Mao was quite the reformist, trying to re-shape China into a different form, kind of buttfucking the country like Wham-o buttfucked Morey Boogieboards. Despite the public buttfucking, Mr. Monroe won't admit the sodomy being performed upon one of bodyboarding's "trademark" companies. He also is reluctant to admit the sodomy being practiced between him and "Crowbar" himself. Those two sushi-loving, tight pants wearing, Arcade Fire bumping faggots. Fuck. Making those pseudo-hip Alternative Surf commercials with "The Faint" soundtracks was kinda cool when I was like 15 yeras old, but not when i'm 23 , jaded, and drink too much rum. Fuck you Monroe. Also, I'd like to comment on that stupid ass mark sunnofabitch website 805bbr.com. I'm sure all of you faggots reading this little rant have seen the bullshit that ensues upon that site, so listen up. Camel face faggot (Alex S.), is a great man. He pretty much fucks all of your asses, even all of you OC "In and Out" craving sunnofabitches.
So this Blog is kind of an opener to what all of you dick chisels can expect in the future, but the next few installments will contain much more direction and organization. Fuck you Morey, and fuck you Monroe, you and your gay little ear plugs in 72 degree water. Hope you get your ears drilled soon.
- Danny
